April 2012
9 posts
Semi-Deep Thought of the Day 4.28
So I was thinking about my friendship with my buddy Carl recently. We are really good friends, have been for close to 8 years now, but have so little in common it isn’t even funny.
He is a redneck army boy who loves to go mudding in his lifted truck and shooting up in the woods.
I am a nerd that derives happiness from writing programs, developing IP schemes, and playing Magic.
The whole...
Fully detailed description of how I would like to...
On a ship.
In the ocean.
With me as captain and all of my friends and family as the crew.
Sailing around the entire planet many times over, making port only to gather supplies and earn some cash.
It will be glorious.
We will grow most of the food we need on the ship its self, have a water filtration system for drinking/bathing, make port for repairs and various worldly celebrations like...
My accidental 4 day weekend.
So I went to get my whooping cough shot on Wednesday because the family I am staying with had a possible case of it.
When I got to the doc, I was offered my Pneumonia and Influenza shots as well. Seeing as it is the tail-end of flu season and I haven’t gotten sick with it yet, I passed on that one. But got the Pneumonia and Whooping Cough.
The nurse that stabbed me failed to mention that...
Semi-deep thought of the day.
I cannot think of a semi-deep thought at this moment, so I am going to just type until a deep thought comes along.
Please stay on the line and we will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience and patronage.
Yesterday, my friend told me it would be a good idea to go downtown Portland and just watch people exist. I think I would enjoy that. I have done it before, but to make the trip in...
Semi-deep thought of the day.
I was thinking, on my 70MPH dash to work this morning, that in every human’s life, that human does certain significant things that have already been done by other humans:
Birth
Graduate*
Marriage*
Child bearing*
Death
*optional
If you ask me, it is when one acheives something significant NOT on this list that one can feel truly accomplished.
It is my goal to do as many significant...
Starting the day with a piping hot cup of fail.
So not only did I fail myself and my employer this morning by waking up 45 minutes before my shift started, but also failed a friend that I was supposed to carpool with.
My phone has been acting up lately and disabled my alarm before it had a chance to go off. I will be getting a new one soon, and this one shall be laid to rest with a .38 special in the woods.
Excuses aside, I owe my friend a...
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